The ideal car for being thrown by Superman during a fight. Its sharp edges deal extra damage against opponents, and it will most likely explode on impact due to its poor design.
Superman desperately scanned the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life. A wave of incredible relief washed over him as he recognized the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
by Palm Knee May 22, 2025
a fucking trashcan on wheels that'll kill you and its driver when it crashes into your car because its accelerator pedal got stuck and the doors rusted shut. looks like a 5 year old drew his dream car and told a dumbass billionaire (with too much on his hands and too little braincells) to mass produce it for all the dudes with testosterone insecurity.
by ☃︎ November 28, 2024
*In a Cops and Robbers Game*
-System: Officer 1 has Arrested JamesKingSkibidi8 and Collected his 8k Bounty-
Officer 1: phew!
JamesKingSkibidi8: Cybertruck Dude.
-System: Officer 1 has Arrested JamesKingSkibidi8 and Collected his 8k Bounty-
Officer 1: phew!
JamesKingSkibidi8: Cybertruck Dude.
by AnalysisRerp_HelpingDefine_404 April 24, 2025
by MC3D_Real December 01, 2019
The act of unintentionally severing or cutting off a limb, digit, or appendage, reminiscent of the hazard posed by the Cybertruck's frunk design.
Did you hear about Anna? She apparently cybertrucked her ring finger clean off while at work last night!
by Fatboychummy May 07, 2024
When you repeatedly throw a heavy metal ball at someone’s high tech electric truck, shattering both two side windows and Elon musks dreams of an electric future in the process.
“That was a great Tesla event, but I do wonder if that guy will be executed backstage for cybertruck bullying Elon in front of the whole world.”
“You’ve gotta have some big heavy balls to cybertruck bully Elon Musk like that!”
“You’ve gotta have some big heavy balls to cybertruck bully Elon Musk like that!”
by Indykapindy November 22, 2019
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025