Cuntermercial

An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.

Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.

by Snowcaller February 25, 2013

cluttermeleon

A person who's desk is always in a state of disarray due to ineffecient work habits, resulting in piles of paperwork on the desk

Lynn, is a real cluttermeleon, her desk looks like a tornado went through and destroyed it.

by Dale July 21, 2003

cluttermania

a fastidious persons angst upon observing their living space violated by disorder and chaos.

Leaving a household pristine and impeccble after exacting and thorough cleaning, only to return to find teenagers or other deleterious types have run rampant and have created a bona fide disaster zone.

by Brent Sisson May 25, 2005

cunterman

cunterman same as cunnerman, dirty, trashy people with no morals, derived from counterman family

stay away from her shes a cunterman..

by northeastnarrator October 13, 2019

cluttermonkey

Someone who just lives with clutter and doesn’t seem to even notice all the shit around them

Don’t put that plate on top of that half drunk cup of tea adding to your sea of shit you cluttermonkey

by Sifry May 1, 2023

Comtermensch

A blend of Commie and Untermensch. It is a derogatory term for a communist.

Comtermensch spread corona, common Chinese suffered.

by ImanMamSamman August 14, 2023

cunterment

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."

by alex-u June 2, 2011