Cuckette

A wife who enjoys watching her husband have sex with another woman

She likes watching her man fuck other women, what a cuckette!

by Givemeurtoes April 12, 2019

Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

Cumpet

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

Cumet

The name for a particularly fast globule of semen as it flies through the air. A cum comet.

Time slowed as an errant cumet arced gracefully towards her left eye. With what seemed to be glacial sluggishness, but must have been blistering speed, she managed to screw her eyes shut just a fraction of a nanosecond before the cumet alighted.

by kippadoodah December 17, 2017

Cucketry

Everything involving the thoughts and actions of a humongous cock eating cuck.

Juan could never be involved in any form of cucketry. Marty, on the other hand, has captured himself in the very essence of it.

by Juanathan Blaze January 22, 2021

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022