Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Cryptid

Animals which are commonly not believed to exist, but actually may. Instances include the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Teratornis, and Pterodactyl, Mothmen, etc.

That girl was so uckaly that she was practically a cryptid.

by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003

cryptid person

Sera

1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person

by Theaacecard August 1, 2023

Cryptidcore

A type of aesthetic popularized in 2014 by a tumblr user,The aesthetic has a vintage vibe dealing with myth's,folks and unsolved mysteries to man kind,The theme is kinda related between Cottagecore and Weirdcore.

Lets make the room have Cryptidcore aesthetic's!

by Clydish March 10, 2022

Cryptodickbutt

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

by Gablp December 28, 2021

Cryptdick

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

by andmch January 27, 2010