crypt

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

by JayR June 18, 2004

crypt

someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt

Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !

by Mr. Kiddrick March 11, 2008

colac crypt

A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............

Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......

by QPump August 6, 2011

blueberry crypt

Type of weed. (one of many different kinds)

I mostly smoke blueberry crypt.

by Julianna fucking apple July 25, 2008

Crypt & Sandstone

A supposed secret society created by the most promising male members of the House of Representatives Page Class. Modeled after Skull & Bones at Yale, and Sphinx at Dartmouth College. The group of no more than 10 members per class meets within one of the oldest parts of Capitol Hill. Not much is known about the inter-workings of the society, but only vague descriptions have been funneled through the years.

Little is known about Crypt & Sandstone. Many refute its existence.

by "C&S" February 19, 2009

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021