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crewtard

A person who rows on a crew team and has made crew his or her life, blowing off school work or not hanging out with friends because they have practice or a race instead.
Hey man, you wanna hang out after school?
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!
by Skullingisnotfornovice November 15, 2011
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Cowtard

This word is endemic to the city of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Calgary is best know to the world for when large amounts of people put on cowboy hats and pretend that they are cowboys/girls and not cowtards. The rest of the year is spent trying to ignore the fact that the city is populated by over 5000 homeless, drug addicts, gas and glue sniffers as well as home to the largest population of girly-men in North America. Large deposits of oil in the north in the 70's suddenly made countless hillbillly hot dog and beef jerky eaters into very rich people (Now Calgary is home to the largest population of hillbillies dressed in suits, ties and pink nike polo-shirts and pleated grey dockers) It is also home to a Starbucks opening ever 12.567 seconds) Only fat bald men with small penises are allowed to consume their coffees there. (Cowtown also has the worlds largest population of gold-diggers) A common greeting of a Cowtard is "Jeffrey, Margaret, are you up for some country reggae at the Smelly Turkey Pub?, "
Cowtards like to think that a city that has the most pick up trucks on the roads is synonymous with enlightened people. . Cowtard men would not get laid anywhere else in the world. . Cowtard of 03 was Hugh Grant because he likes to wear plaid a lot too. heroes in personlities such a Peter, from The Family Guy, and Rita MacNeil. Cowtards outlawed spicy foods and deli meats at all grocery stores in 1996, under the term as too ethnic and unCanadian.
"I never met a Cowtard I didn't want to punch in the face"

Bob Vila was voted best Cowtard of all time.

Hey, Dan, check out the guy in the pink pop up collar and cowboy hat, what a Cowtard.

Holy moly, the single males on this site are all gay cowboys, what a bunch of Cowtards
by Sir William Huffington McBoner September 19, 2010
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cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.
Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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Crewtard

A crewtard is a NASCAR crew chief that is so stupid, every mechanic on the team could do a better job.
"We run like a bag of trash every week because our crewtard thinks he is smarter than everyone else in the garage."
by Dennit Racing October 18, 2012
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Crowbard

To grab an Unsuspecting Victim by the back of the Neck and Aggressively slam their Face against a Table or Hard Surface
Bro did you see Jesse just got fucking Crowbard like a little bitch
by I Like Chicken Fisting November 1, 2020
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croptard

Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.
I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.
by SgtBoom May 31, 2021
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Croward

someone who only does things in crowds because they're a coward
Jeff always needs at least four people with him at all times. What a croward.
by Yuhhhhh6125 November 17, 2022
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