Crowbard
To grab an Unsuspecting Victim by the back of the Neck and Aggressively slam their Face against a Table or Hard Surface
Crowbard by I Like Chicken Fisting November 1, 2020
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Crowbar
A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.
It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.
It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.
It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
Crowbar XD
Crowbar XD by Not Crowbar XD lol April 28, 2020
Crowbar
Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.
No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
Crowbar by armageddon ham September 29, 2020
pink crowbar
pink crowbar by DTRAIN March 28, 2005
greek crowbar
When two (or more) homosexual males love on each other so hard that they are basically inseparable... except by a mythical/hypothetical prying tool.
Based on the old joke: "In Greece, do you know how they separated the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
Based on the old joke: "In Greece, do you know how they separated the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
greek crowbar by Bung-jamin January 27, 2017
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