Crowbard

To grab an Unsuspecting Victim by the back of the Neck and Aggressively slam their Face against a Table or Hard Surface

Bro did you see Jesse just got fucking Crowbard like a little bitch

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 1, 2020

crowbar maintenance

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.

"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."

by tdog59 July 15, 2009

Crowbar

A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.

It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.

It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.

Hey! I need a crowbar to open this door.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.

by David Li January 17, 2008

Crowbar XD

A 3 year-old Youtuber who made a channel because he really wanted a Youtube Milestone Award

Man: Hey cool guy, heard of Crowbar XD?
Man 2: Crowbar XD? More like Crowbar XL

by Not Crowbar XD lol April 28, 2020

Crowbar

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.

Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.

by armageddon ham September 29, 2020

pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

greek crowbar

When two (or more) homosexual males love on each other so hard that they are basically inseparable... except by a mythical/hypothetical prying tool.

Based on the old joke: "In Greece, do you know how they separated the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

Those men have a bond that can't be broken by the strongest of Greek Crowbars.

by Bung-jamin January 27, 2017