Craving

A desire or want of something.

I’m craving some hotdogs and vagina.

by Not Worth a Bean November 11, 2018

covington middle school

a place were dreams come to
Die and all you hopes for the world are crushed Into a million peaces and shoved up your ass

Mom my school is absolutely death
I mean come on I go to Covington middle school

by You already no who it is May 26, 2016

croink

Similar to a doink but more croinky.

Marc: Bro I need a croink.
Ben: Croinkus croinkus croinkus?
Toucan: ANTHOOOONNYYY??
Marc: stfu toucan, I want my croink croink croinkus. toucan toucan toucan toucan...

by Berkus November 6, 2019

Bent Covin'

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007

dick craving lunatic

promiscuous individual with an insatiable appetite for cock
also referred to as DCL

That Nicole is a real dick craving lunatic; she just loves the cock!!!

by kabukiza December 24, 2003

Pancake Craving

one of the most ruthless feelings a human can feel. a hole in your soul that can only be filled with pancakes. often comes when pancakes are unavailable.

-- I have a brutal pancake craving right now. I need pancakes now, or I will burn this mother down.

-- Is IHOP open?

-- yes.

-- where are my keys?

by JerBearius January 8, 2010

Corvin

The alpha male of alpha males.
The pinnacle of sexual attraction.
His giant penis ist only surpassed by his ego.
The concept of sexuality crumbles before his majestic presence.
The highest of performers with connections all over the world.

-Is that Corvin?
-Yes. You too feel the raw sexual energy radiating all around his giant penis?

by corvinssexslave August 25, 2021