crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

crotch

1. Another name for groinal area.

2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. Act of shoving something in your crotch

<A> My crotch is itchy.

<A> There's a whole in the crotch of my pants

<A> I crotched the drugs.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

crotch

To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.

Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!

by Anonymous January 12, 2003

crotch

a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.

"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."

by matizzle (they took jess lol) July 20, 2008

crotch

the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.

The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!

by kraw-ch aka ooooowwwwwwwwww October 13, 2003

Crotch

A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.

Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!

by Seedy Tea October 12, 2011

crotch

(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.

We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.

by sambarnes February 16, 2008