Crocker 

Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.

Crocker found himself a 42 year old trucker from Iowa and he couldn't be happier.

Crocker by JesseB October 7, 2007

Crocker 

Crocker - a chronic liar, a stupid and annoying person, and an overdramatic crybaby

Get a load of Jake Crocker over here!

Crocker by PoisonedFire June 26, 2025

Crocker Park

Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around

Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.

Crocker Park by emo-leee August 26, 2008

Crocker Time 

Crocker Time is a term used to describe the time between 3:00 am til 4:00 am where sad people watch chris crocker vids on youtube and lol at them

Bob: hey Tim what times it?
Tim: 3am why?
Bob: nope its CROCKER TIME!
Tim: ZOMG!

Crocker Time by xCandymanx April 15, 2009

Crocker-Stearns 

Also known as the Crocker-Stearns Extension, Crocker-Stearns is a street that crosses through several towns such as North Olmsted and Westlake, and connects major roadways to Crocker Park. The Crocker-Stearns Extension was built off of Stearns Road, and can now accommodate 4 lanes of traffic where the original Stearns was only 2 lanes. Many people who live on the former Stearns Road lost their precious front lawns to the construction and widening of Crocker-Stearns, but it was worth it. They can now get to Crocker Park in less than 5 minutes! It is also a street where many people like to speed, because they think the sound barriers mean no one can see that they are speeding.

"I went with Hannah on Crocker-Stearns to get to Crocker Park last Tuesday. It wasn't as fun as the Walmart, though."

Crocker-Stearns by Ch-ch-ch-changes! July 16, 2009

crocker shite 

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

crocker shite by thomas holey October 1, 2011

crocker house 

when a lot of straight dudes live in a house together but do a lot of stuff naked

Man 1: You remember Jimmy , Ronald and Derek from school?
Man 2: Yeah they live in a crocker house now. Weekend parties with the boyssss!!!

crocker house by AdiGoCrazy October 24, 2022