crepetonite

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

by pentozali January 14, 2008

craponteur

-noun.

a person who is unskilled in relating stories and anecdotes interestingly.

antonym: raconteur

Alex is such a craponteur. He went into this really detailed retelling of this joke, and by the time he got to the punchline... everyone had left the room.

by Toby1Ryobi May 26, 2009

Comptonite

A Ghetto Neazy from the ghetto land of COMPTON, A comptonite is a name for the most gangsta like manz on the face of the Earth

Damn that neazy's from Compton, he looks raw, He's a true Comptonite.

by Bobby-Digital October 2, 2005

Kraptonite

Something that is so crappy that it is cool and fun.

"You saw that news movie? It is so bad!
Yeah, but so fun at the same time. It is a Kraptonite."

by Theprocrastinatorpanda March 6, 2017

Chiptonite

Referring to a chip that you find too delicious. You cannot be around this chip or you will consume the ENTIRE bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar chips away from me! Those are my chiptonite... I can't have those!!!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a potato chip that is so delicious you cannot be around these chips or you will eat the entire bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar away from me, those are my chiptonite I will eat the entire bag!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018