Definitions by Theprocrastinatorpanda

Kraptonite 

Something that is so crappy that it is cool and fun.

"You saw that news movie? It is so bad!
Yeah, but so fun at the same time. It is a Kraptonite."

Kraptonite by Theprocrastinatorpanda March 6, 2017

USB porn 

1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.

"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."

"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."

"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."

USB porn by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 9, 2016