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A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.
Crapple by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018
An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.
Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.
Crapple by StongBadDad September 24, 2018
A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.
Crapple by breezy929 May 17, 2016
John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."
Crapple by fred October 22, 2003
Crapple. A term used to signify some Apple product as being a hunk of shite.
Leon: What phone did you get Josh?
Josh: iPhone 11 Pr-
Leon: Why did you by that peice of shit?! Crapple! You better have not bought a MacBook...
Josh: Yes I did.
Leon: Crapple fanboy...
Crapple by LBSi UK (YouTube) December 1, 2019
The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos
Low fat Twinkies are crapple