cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.

Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.

cracksicle by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008

chumpsicle 

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft

"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"

chumpsicle by rizkid June 22, 2008

Crapticle

An article that is crap

I read a crapticle that said that there’s 74 genders

Crapticle by KnotKnotESV September 7, 2018

cherry creamsicle 

after having intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle, pull out your now blood-covered penis right before you come. Allow semen to run down the head and shaft, then make her suck it all clean

"I gave that dirty slut a Cherry Creamsicle last night"
"Wow, I didn't know it was that time of the month. Was she pissed?"
"No, she loved it"
"Creepy..."

cherry creamsicle by zja January 3, 2009

Orange Creamsicle 

The act of giving a creampie to a red headed female and eating her out afterwards.

"I gave Janet an Orange Creamsicle yesterday, it was the best!"

Orange Creamsicle by IQ Carrot June 21, 2017

Cleveland Creamsicle 

Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle

After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion

Cleveland Creamsicle by bwanab December 16, 2008

Crapicles

Pieces of dried feces that make a ring around the anal.

"Wash it out as well or else you will have crapicles as a result of your laziness."

Crapicles by bina and aisha May 24, 2005