CPR

Short for Cock to Pussy Resuscitation. Saving a dying pussy with a healthy dose of dick.

I thought she was dying so a gave her a little CPR. Turns out she just needed some dick.

by ReTodd November 16, 2010

CPR

Ceiling-punching rage. To be so enraged as to jump up and punch one's ceiling.

Dude, I was so mad after loosing to Jake at Mario Kart, I busted out some CPR, and now there's a hole in the ceiling...

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

CPR

Checking People Randomly: A most appropriate signifier for the NYPD's present slogan, CPR, or Courtesy Professionalism Respect, a sad attempt to put words above action, an act of desperation which shares many qualities with what a prepubescent circle jerk would look like, in this case the k(op)s being overweight, impotent, and annoying. Beware for impotency in your neighborhood pig, for that is the first sign of the textbook self-esteem issues that can trigger a binge of false arrests, excessive force, racism, and (enterhumanrightviolationofchoice) etc... that parallells what you might see on an MTV child-pageant show gone wrong.

Wilco: What's CPR stand for the side of that cop car bro?
McWilly: Courtesy-
Wilco: BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew okay okay sorry go
McWilly: Professio--
Wilco: AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH

McWilly: Respect
Wilco: AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew

Wilco: I just figured it meant checking people randomly... i got stopped 3 times in brooklyn yesterday. Same pig each time.

McWilly: Sounds about right.

by inparticularly June 28, 2012

CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe that slapss harder than my dad, you should neva I REPEAT NEVA listen to it without headphones tho. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM.

person1:yo what did u do yesterday
person2: oh yh ia saved a dick by giving it CPR

by CUppakace November 11, 2021

CPR

CreamPieRy

Are you cpr certified? Yes I am! Ry certified me personally.

by RaulLlopezz October 7, 2023

CPRS

a tiny, private school in independence, mo. the rules are really strict and nobody likes going to school there (some people won't admit to it though).

regular kid: "hey, so did i see you kiss that guy last night?"

cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."

regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"

by tnwm09 April 18, 2009

cpr

When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).

The bitch farted in my face during a 69 so I gave her the CPR!

by Zak Johnson September 14, 2008