cpr

When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).

The bitch farted in my face during a 69 so I gave her the CPR!

by Zak Johnson August 19, 2006

cpr

cool

pigs

rule

"i gave your wife cpr!"
"bro! youre so rad, youre a cpr!"

by marg n homur February 07, 2018

cpr

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....

by Will Duke September 01, 2007

cpr

COCK PISS RESIDUE

DUDE YOUR CPR IS FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF!!

by the feast June 17, 2009

CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe, it slaps but u should neva listen to it in public. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM

Person 1:yo what did y'all do last night * wink

Person 2: oh yh "I saved dick by giving it CPR"

by CUppakace November 11, 2021

CPR

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

by negoro February 13, 2005

CPR

The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).

Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"

by AceRinggold March 07, 2014