Australian Minister for Broadband and Communications (basically everything digital within Australia). Best known for his sheer stupidity regarding the area he's supposed to be in charge of, he's trying to push into our internet system a filter supposedly to "block child porn" - what it's really for is to block everything he doesn't like. Said filter has been proven to be a complete piece of shit (for example, it blocked a fucking kennel boarding site! Seriously? Something that helps the animals? Conroy, you fucknut.), and is hated by just about everyone with half a working brain. Of course, being butthurt, the only counter he can come up with is "if you don't like my plan you must be a pedophile!" Worst part? He wants it to be MANDATORY, despite even the senators advocating it demanding that it be optional - if he wins, say goodbye to free speech and get ready pack your bags and flee to Scandinavia.
by Hyperion09 July 5, 2010
Get the Stephen Conroy mug.This means, quite literally, “one who eats faeces”. French beef farmers, supplying meat for export, feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food as it contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose and thereafter the cows exhibited coprophagic behaviour. Under certain conditions dogs also develop coprophagic behaviour, but this can be prevented, and cured, by feeding them tinned pineapple!
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
“Malcolm’s just given the boss a big birthday card and a present, so I told him he was a perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I’d just paid him a compliment.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
by AKACroatalin March 16, 2019
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aka Hong Kong police officers, notorious for their brutalities and excessive force, not to mention they are infamous for dirty jobs and shady businesses, people think they’re just nastier than cockroaches being cops in this way, so there you have it, coproaches.
“Hey look, there’re a bunch of coproaches over there, let’s get a move on, otherwise they will use tear gas for no reason or just because they wanted. Or both. Let’s not risk it.”
by Captain Tripz January 5, 2020
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Get the coprophagous smirk mug.The sexual fetish for poop. People with this fetish are most commonly sexually aroused by performing the act of or watching someone poop their pants, poop in their hand, poop on someone, eating poop, and other things. People with this fetish are also very commonly simply sexually attracted to the sight, scent and texture of poop. While it is a very taboo fetish and it seems small-scale, coprophilia is actually a surprisingly common fetish. And it’s a surprisingly popular sub-genre of porn. If anyone who reads this has this fetish or for some reason wants to see what the hell it’s all about, there are over 20 scat porn blogs on tumblr to peak your interest. Unlike most of the definitions on here, I actually wasted my time researching this fetish to benefit whoever might come across this.
Example A: “Kaitlyn took a massive shit on my chest last night, I came so hard, it was so hot and her shit smelled so rotten and intoxicating”
Example B: “I have a poop fetish, will you shit in my hand”?
Example C: “Alan gets turned on by watching his girlfriend poop her panties”.
Example D: “John has really been getting into coprophilia recently, it’s pretty strange”.
Example B: “I have a poop fetish, will you shit in my hand”?
Example C: “Alan gets turned on by watching his girlfriend poop her panties”.
Example D: “John has really been getting into coprophilia recently, it’s pretty strange”.
by StonerGod420 January 3, 2018
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1. Pertaining to voluntary ingestion of excrement, either for sexual excitement or self-effacement.
2. Describing something with a guilty, shameful, or otherwise disgracing association or connotation.
1. Pertaining to voluntary ingestion of excrement, either for sexual excitement or self-effacement.
2. Describing something with a guilty, shameful, or otherwise disgracing association or connotation.
1a) After several sessions of water sports, the gay couple began exploring coprophagic activities including deep rimming and anal sucking.
1b) "Did you enjoy the coprophagic humor in 'The Help' when a discharged domestic worker in the book/movie prepared a pie from her own fecal excretions and fed it to her former employer?"
2a) When the wife returned home unexpectedly finding her husband lustily pumping his seed into the family's pet collie, all he could do was look back sheepishly with a coprophagic grin.
2b) Considering their winless season, their failure to score in several games, and their seemingly indifferent playing style, even the coach began badmouthing his own coprophagic team.
1b) "Did you enjoy the coprophagic humor in 'The Help' when a discharged domestic worker in the book/movie prepared a pie from her own fecal excretions and fed it to her former employer?"
2a) When the wife returned home unexpectedly finding her husband lustily pumping his seed into the family's pet collie, all he could do was look back sheepishly with a coprophagic grin.
2b) Considering their winless season, their failure to score in several games, and their seemingly indifferent playing style, even the coach began badmouthing his own coprophagic team.
by Fatlips October 17, 2011
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Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."
Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."
Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."
Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."
by Sleeker August 17, 2008
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