contrivium

all those crazy science fiction materials with bizarre properties used to explain how the space travel gets around the laws of science.
contrivium is infinitely strong, lightweight, a room temperature superconductor, heatproof, and constantly emits high energy B.S. particles that can be used as a source of almost limitless energy.

engineer: "oh no! an engineering problem! what will we do?"

other engineer: "just build it out of contrivium!"

engineer: "oh yeah I forgot about that!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

countries

The reason the world hates each other.

Egad! A country! Blow it up, Smith!

by B-Drac July 29, 2003

Contridicted

The past term of contridict - To have gone against a statement or belief.

Jager told his friends he would never have sex because of his religious beliefs. Two hours later he was found in the bathroom making love to a girl.

Joe told Karhi he was going to order pizza, and instead ordered Chinese take-out.

Bob told Karren that he would never steal. An hour later Bob was caught shoplifting at the mall. Karren told Bob that he Contridicted himself.

by Random Hell Worm February 12, 2009

Countryside High School

Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.

You know little Jimmy, he goes to Countryside high school, because he's a retard. That's the only school that will accept him for his stupidity

by Heywud Jablome April 26, 2006

War of Contrition

As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.

Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.

Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.

by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010

countryist

Hating on people from a certain country or countries.

My roommate hates Ukrainians. What a countryist faggot!

by KolosoK May 18, 2008

Contricious

Contricious:Verb:
To eat butt. to gnaw on another's butt, butteater. To dine on butt.

Noun: To buttdine.

Buttfeast (slg: Plural)=Group buttdining

Buttsom (slg: Singular)=Dining on ones
own butt

"My darling, my love grows stronger by the hour, let us go home and be contricious my sweet thang"

by Skinupman November 19, 2004