by Andrew D. August 07, 2006
The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
Ralph: They were counting.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
by eSentrik27 November 13, 2007
what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
by zkpilot March 28, 2011
A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.
by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019
Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".
by this is for you em! March 25, 2008
a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"
by TigerFan October 31, 2006