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coach gibbe

the name of the greatest pe teacher in the world. he is very muscular, and all of his students strive to be exactly like him. he is a beast in the weight room with an unknown bench press. but experts say it could be anywhere from 5000 to 7500 pounds
Yesterday, i saw coach gibbe benching 4500 pounds, while still using his shake weight.
by gibbster456 December 7, 2010
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coach daddy

Always there for you, Coach Daddy is the answer to all of your questions. He always gives, never receives.
Help me, Coach Daddy!

I'll take some more meat please, Coach Daddy.
by Coach daddy's son May 29, 2017
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Coach Cuevas

A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.
Coach Cuevas made me do reminders.
by Cuevas 2 March 21, 2020
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Life Coach

An asshole who has decided they want to make money by giving life advice and therapy to people without going through any accredited psychological education. Because no training or licensing is necessary, anyone regardless of mental state or wisdom can become a Life Coach. Many people gain the title by attending a few empowerment courses where they do things such as a fire walk, breaking boards in half or a trust fall. This gives them the street cred to begin counseling individuals in matters of relationships, career aspirations, finances, raising children and overcoming adversity.
Did you hear about Brad? He’s decided to leverage his experience of being a heavy drinker and porn addict by becoming a life coach. He’s running it out of his mothers basement.
by ctagge April 19, 2017
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swim coach

most likely the cause of every competitive swimmer's everyday suffer, pain, soreness, questions of life, and most things that go wrong; but don't forget that their also their swimmer's best friend and supporter.
I hate my swim coach but can't let him know because he'll kill me at dry lands!
by !!!!!??? April 30, 2015
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coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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Coach Z

Highly underused and under-rated character of homestarrunner who does a great JJEEEOOORRRGGGHHHBBB
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
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