the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.
Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"
by angleddjango September 13, 2014
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corker

1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.
1. Man, your car is a corker.

2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.
by Brian Eakerous December 16, 2003
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corker

top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.
that joke was a corker......
by Jay J July 13, 2006
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corker

Irish

Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

Simliar to "You're a trip"

Not necessarily bad, though not good either.
by The Gord April 02, 2005
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corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.
He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.
by indybob April 09, 2009
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That dude is a real funny Corker.
by Dave M May 05, 2004
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corkered

To be made to look like a fool. To make a ass out of someone. When you call out someone who's in the denial of truth
That guy got corkered in front of the class
by Boppop Dabop October 24, 2017
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