Cooch

Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.

Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'

by The bairdinator July 28, 2010

cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return of Light Joker July 2, 2009

Cooch

The self-described nickname for failed 2013 Virginia Gubernatorial candidate and GOP nominee, Ken Cuccinelli. Ironically, it is also the nickname of the part of the female anatomy that Cuccinelli's party desires to regulate and limit women's freedom of.

Despite a massive amount of spending, in the end, voters in the Commonwealth of Virginia just couldn't swallow the Cooch.

by Cashman73 November 6, 2013

Cooch

the female sex organ

"my cousin has never been laid...he wants your cooch!

by 11072009 November 24, 2009

cooch

toe fungus -- Derogatory term derived from 2013 Virginia Republican gubernatorial candidate, Ken Cuccinell

God, that smells like cooch! Get it treated!!

by Flatus Ohlfahrt November 10, 2013

Cooch

A common substitute to refer to the country of Canada. First originated in Toronto Canada in 1856 by a French businessman named LaVell Cooch

How bout we go to the Cooch eh?

by LaVell Cooch March 4, 2021

cooch

To impede your own progress or someone else's progress. The ability to cooch is a natural trait that exists at least a little bit in all people and a lot in many people (i.e. the students of LMCOOCH). A cooch crime should usually not be committed unless one has special permission from Sconka. To cooch is to be human; to not cooch, divine.

Friend 1: Remember when Tony and Bryan cooched for us during spring break?
Friend 2: Yea, that wasn't cool.

by A. Cooch April 12, 2010