Computon

The positive, operating system specific, flow of computer energy from a user to a system device.

"Ryan can walk into a room and computers just start to work. It must be the computons"

by Jaydeo August 25, 2009

computronium

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.

"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."

by Wolvend December 9, 2021

comagoons

a white man from detroit who owns 3 blackhawk helicopters

comagoons is 100 yards to your left

by troblox milsim cag 168 June 26, 2023

Computron

Means Computer, it was computron way before anybody ever knew it was computron.

John the inventor of computron said, "Hey bish! I have a awesome way of saying computer!"

by Ashlee-_- October 3, 2011

compuchondriac

A hypochondriac concerning computer, i.e. someone who will constantly imagine problems with his computer.

"I think my PC has problems with the video playback. Do you think I might have caught some computer virus?" - "Man, stop being such a fucking compuchondriac!"

by lolz0rliac July 10, 2009

Compuzooled

When you have been staring at the computer all day and can no longer concentrate or understand the data/words. An amalgamation of computer and confused and bamboozled.

I've been checking the budgets and now I am compuzooled

by Somersetgirl April 18, 2013

Compooner

A person who watches to much poon on his computer is a compooner.

Person 1: I love watching poon on my computer!
Person 2: You're a compooner!
Person 3: I agree!

by Wordmaker 4000 November 1, 2017