Compugoon

A person who can talk shit about people over the internet but not to the person's face.

Ayo tell me why this bitch hit me up on facebook wantin to fight, but when I got to her house she called the cops!

What a compugoon.

Commenting my pictures say I'm ugly but you can't say it to my face? You on that compugoon shit.

Compugoon by Jlenora June 26, 2010

Computronically 

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application

Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.

Computronically by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010

compuglobalhypermeganet 

Homer Simpson's internet company. Bought out by bill gates. Also see Bill Gates.

What's a T1?

compuglobalhypermeganet by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"

compoontar by kanjar January 16, 2008

Computron

A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.

Dude, my computron is faster than God.

Computron by Wattsington June 17, 2008

Computron

another word for Computer Lab. Coined by Colin Healey at DASAC.

See: Sleep Apnia, RISD, Pixilation.

"Editing in the Computron with me and Noah! But DON'T SIGN UP until you've talked to one of us, because it's an EDITING, not a SHOOTING, class. In the Computron! Block 2!"

Computron by Casemander P-Vice September 30, 2007

Compudown Syndrome 

A condition in which one's motivation to overcome technological issues is hindered by the presence of a technically inclined individual within close proximity.

With Dacks in the office, several of the employees developed Compudown Syndrome and forgot that printers needed to be plugged in and turned on in order to operate.

Compudown Syndrome by Dacks_ October 16, 2008