Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

COD job

the art of getting a blow job while playing call of duty

Daniel was play COD and got a COD job

by Cody21a January 10, 2010

Cod-Job

When ones girlfriend or wife gives a man a blowjob whilst he rapes ass at CoD4/CoD5/ or MW:2

Dude, your girlfriends so badass, I bet she'd give you a Cod-Job

by kid'skid November 7, 2009

Cod Job

the act of receiving a blow job from a woman while simultaneously playing Call of Duty. The two combined create a thrill and exhilaration in which every man dreams of.

Yo dude, this girl was giving me an unbelievable cod job last night while i wrecked with my intervention. You know what they say... snipers get head.

by DASRIGHT123 May 29, 2010

CoD Job

Getting a Blow Job while playing an epic game of Call Of Duty.

Chris got a CoD Job from his girlfriend last night.

by TheSegal April 5, 2010

Conjob

The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.

Paying lower taxes so they can destroy American industry is the greatest Conjob in recent history.

by 07079 August 7, 2011

COD job

recieving oral sex while playing Call of Duty

John recieved a COD JOB from McKenzie, that lucky bastard.

by kray27 December 3, 2010