A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.
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When a group of people come together to bite, tear, and feast on mutiple cock or penises in one sitting. However this may be impossible if the cocks are in fact black in which case one cock may be feasted upon and still considered a cock feast. I mean who can feast on two black cocks at once?
Did you hand out invitations for the cockfeast tonight at school today?
Karen had a cockfeast at my house last night with me and my buddies.
Where's the cockfeast going to take place tonight?
Karen had a cockfeast at my house last night with me and my buddies.
Where's the cockfeast going to take place tonight?
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billly: thats a bunch of crockfetish
billly: thats a bunch of crockfetish
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