Definitions by definitelynotcocktus

Cocktus 

A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.

George: i hate cocktus, he is such a dick.
Everyone: nobody likes you george

Cocktus by definitelynotcocktus March 16, 2019