Cohabidating

Cohabidating is an arrangement whereby two people decide to live together on a longterm or permanent basis in an emotionally and/or sexually intimate relationship. The term is most frequently applied to couples who are not married. Such an arrangement often comes to be when both parties have succumbed to the social pressures to "move their relationship to the next level". This may also be followed by the purchase of a puppy a.k.a. test child and a joint checking account.

Hey, did you hear that John and Kim are cohabidating? Kim's mom is pretty old-fashioned, so she's not hot on her daughter living with her boyfriend before they decided to get hitched.

by ekey January 19, 2011

cohabitaging

The idea that two elderly individuals of different sexes will live together platonically in one domicile to save on costs and increase shared experiences in their golden years.

Helen and Roger are cohabitaging.

by pcicc January 16, 2014

Cohan

A straight up poonster who gets amazingly attractive girls. Everybody wants to be a Cohan.

Hey, did you see me the other day? I was straight up Cohaning it.

I was a straight up Cohan talking to Ellen the other day. We fucked.

by D<3ESTAT May 3, 2009

cohasset

A preppy, rich town with many parties of bitching middle school kids where the everyone cheats like there's no tomorrow. Also, a great place to jump off bridges. In the summer a shitload of kids from Scituate go to jump off with their Coho friends. Also called, Coho.

There are many hoes in Coho.
Wow, Bub from Cohasset cheated in a closet.
That british kid, Joe, lives in Coho.

by Beatey! November 25, 2007

cohab

Short for cohabitant, it denotes a person you live with who you're in a sexual relationship with. Way shorter than "domestic partner" or "significant other", and more grown-up than boyfriend or girlfriend, which sound so grade school. It's unisex, without being degrading to either gender, and works across any sexual orientation.

Guy to another guy, pointing at his woman: "She's my cohab."

by hunter112 December 17, 2011

Cohabiversary

The anniversary of living with someone for a year

We're coming up to our cohabiversary next week. This is serious!

by TakeMeAnywhere July 16, 2014

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021