Coming in Clietch

At the last possible moment of a time sensitive situation it is put into a unrecoverable state with drastic consequences.

"He totally fumbled that system repair at the last minute, Coming in Clietch.

by Proactive46 October 11, 2021

Clet Gleses

Whwn you see clout glasses on the floor you scream CLET GLESES . All the cool kids are doing it!

Guy: DUDE look whats on the floor!!
Guy 2: BRO those are clout glasses, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Both: CLET GLESES

by Mmm Probably Should November 26, 2018

cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!

Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

by elliot😼 July 20, 2021

Cleethorpes

Amazing seaside resort in North East Lincolnshire, England. Yorkies fuckin love the place and think it's heaven.

I had one tart sat on me face and another bouncing on me dick, I felt like I was in Cleethorpes!!!

by bazevans September 20, 2011

Cleetus

A highly-intelligent entity that resembles a cowboy and comes from an unknown place(possibly Texas). Usually spotted being overweight, wearing a cowboy hat and blue overalls and occasionally making jokes aboutFortnite and Epic Games. Some say this is a lost sibling of AlbertsStuff.

Fanboy: Oh man look it's Cleetus!!!
Fangirl: HOLY FUCK NO WAY

by Ennard The Cringy Roleplayer October 17, 2018

Cayetlin

Cayetlin is the type of girl who will do anything she puts her mind to. She has beautiful black hair and hazel eyes you could get lost in. If you ever get to date a Cayetlin stick with her you won't regret it. She is funny and cute along with adorable, she is smart but not in a nerdy way. She will light up your darkest day. She can make you smile even when you thought you couldn't. She is stubborn but in a good way, part of why she is funny. She always has a friend to have her back and she will have her friend's back as well. She is very supportive and shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her you find out she is a little crazy. A lot of boys want her but she is defiantly not a sl**. If she likes someone she will make sure she gets him.

Boy 1: She is so funny what is her name..
Boy 2: Oh that's Cayetlin she is funny smart... (trailing off now).

by ambrew_op_12 March 29, 2018

clyster

1. A variable sized syringe used to pump substances into and out of the anus. May include coffee, tobacco smoke, strawberry paste, febreze, etc.

2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

Ryan, clyster in hand, looked around the room for opportunities.

Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!

Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain

by TheBSharps September 24, 2007