client

a girl of urs that does what you want when you want it

kim is one of my clients, i told her to come pick me up so i can get some booty.

by pacman May 13, 2005

Client

Seriously. I've never claimed to be your client (Outside of callling you 'my shrink' in a Dave live chat but he knows I was being flippant and he told me he loved me because he knows how much it pisses me off) So I don't see how that is relevant.

Hym "I never said I was a client. I a said a thing was happening to me that IS happening to me. And someone needs to be killed accountable. And the fact that people are actively trying to create a situation where someone is being allowed to evade accountability is unacceptable. It reeks of a woman. And you're seemingly perfectly willing to participate in the falsehood. And it isn't a matter of 'give me this or else' it's a matter of the central figure in all of the to be brought to me and being helt to account and then retribution. I also have no reason not to be paid for services rendered. And what happens is if not isn't something you have to be worried. That's the alternative-timeline-where-this-doesn't-happen's problem. You're not worried able it. Don't pretend to be worried about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2023

Client Number Ten

Client Number Ten refers specifically to the unknown dope who rented Ashley Dupre right after Eliot Spitzer governated her in the name of the Great State of New York. In more common parlance, the term has come to refer to anyone getting another's sloppy seconds.

-Dude, I heard Henry's been hooking up with Valerie. I thought Tom was banging her.

--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.

-Shameless, that man.

--Werd.

by Teve Torbes March 19, 2008

Client 9

The name that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was given in an FBI affidavit that detailed the operations of the prostitution ring, "The Emperor's Club."

"Yes, this is Client 9. I would like to send the money via mail, and have Kristen here by 5:30."

by moshimoshi3000 March 12, 2008

client logic

A breeding ground/ holding pen for social miscreants and people with assorted severe personality dissorders. It seems quite nice at first, but the longer you stay the worse it gets.

Similar to prison or some form of entrapment and torture scenario involving slow sedation and confined spaces.

by anon! March 4, 2005

client/server database

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.

google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......

by nothinggoespast May 23, 2009

client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008