Louisiana Toe Clammer

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.
Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.
by the_Light_Knight October 13, 2010
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Clammer

A woman who has an STD and is willing to give it to her partner because of her sexual needs!
Jim: "Ay man look at Vasquez. He just felatioed with that Clammer. He's definitly got Herpe's or somethin'"

Man: " Yea dude, Susie's fasho been with atleast 50 guys!"

Vasquez: thought to himself: " I hope she doesn't have anything, her clam(vagina) is crusty and sploogin with green ooze!

Chick: " I can't wait to do him. It's been so long since I been with someone, because my herpes wouldn't heal!"
by Jim LJ November 14, 2010
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Clammered

When You Get Drunk And You Are Hand Deep In Pootang
Dude, I was so clammered lastnight!
by M2Juicy May 05, 2009
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