when your chick is giving you a bj and you cum in her mouth then quickly turn around and shit in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair
Adam: Yo dean dude, what did you do last night
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck
by nickdc323 October 10, 2005
right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"
oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.
by snazzlefever April 07, 2010
Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
When one gay man pulls his penis out of another, hopefully, gay man's ass, therefore having the penis covered in "chocolate", and the previously receiving man jerks off a white "frosting" over the now chocolate covered penis.
The chocolate eclair that you will receive at the "Bottoms Up Rainbow Bar" is a distant cousin from the one you will get at the supermarket.
by Glenn S. January 25, 2004
by illshankyou December 08, 2011
The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"
by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021
When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022