Chocolate Eclair

When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.

Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.

by James November 21, 2003

Chocolate Eclair

Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair

She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.

by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 25, 2011

Chocolate Eclair

When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"

"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"

by ***MITCH*** April 12, 2008

Chocolate Eclair

The sex act involving the following scenario.

After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.

"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"

by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021

Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.

Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair

by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022

Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.

Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home

by scaldie April 1, 2023

Chocolate Éclair

After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.

HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.

by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008