1 definition by ***MITCH***

When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"
by ***MITCH*** April 12, 2008
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