Chlapmydia

A super-STD usually attained from making the intercourse with a guidette of ill repute.

"Dude, that skanky whorebag totally gave me the Chlapmydia! What a guidette!"

by Guido Ballsack January 21, 2009

Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

chilaxing

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.

Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.

by Ashley March 28, 2005

chilaxin

chillin and relaxin

"wut u doin??"
"chilaxin"

by Stephen June 6, 2003

Chlamorhea

The generic STD one gets when they have sex with prostitutes, freelance porn stars, strippers, or Stephen.

She probably has chlamorhea from tapping Stephen all the time.

by TGIF lover September 21, 2006

Chlamydia

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

by Kobren June 20, 2006

Chilaxel

to chill out and relax and refer to the figure skating term triple axel all at once.

Tom needed to chilaxel after getting all stressed out about Michelle Kwan losing the Olympics.

by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights June 16, 2009