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Chlamydia 

Phoebe:Awww that cameron lad has chlamydia

Davey:Don’t forget Gonnoreha!!
Chlamydia by Ffgjyrdsss July 28, 2018

Chlamydia 

Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.
Oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name Kiana Thomas
Chlamydia by Gurl69 October 20, 2013

Chlamydia 

An infectious sexually transmitted disease that makes it burn when you pee.
Max has chlamydia. I think he's going to die
Chlamydia by Beepbeepimajeep_ July 30, 2018

Chlamydia 

A Romanian immigrant from far lands. Usually 3ft 2 but constantly suggests it (mutt) is average height. White as fuck, probably abused by albinos in the harsh winters of Moscow. Normally referred to as a mutt slutt and or a Romanian refugee. Visa is pending. Has a tendency to like gay boys almost parallel to James Charles and likes Shrek even though she knows his dark past (Shrek is love Shrek is life). On the CIA watchlist and is known for the harsh statement ' I want to kill all the singhs', though claims to be 'part Asian' which in the end concludes the mutt in considering a genocide. In conclusion, if you ever meet a mutt like that be wary as it might give you Ebola
Russ - 'Dont have sex with no condom'
Chlamydia - ' Maud '
Chlamydia by RussianIdiot101 May 28, 2019

Chlamydia 

1. When Someone you don't like passes by. When you look at someone you don't like.

Example:
"Omg It's that bitch Tiffany"
"Ewww I think I caught Chlamydia."
2. Someone you don't like that's Crusty, Musty, Dusty, and Rust.
Example:
"Eww its that bitch Crusty."
"Chlamydia!"
Carter"Omg,Look its Crusty!"
Trevor" Chlamydia!"
Chlamydia by Chlamydia717 April 22, 2016

chlamydia 

A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.
"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"
chlamydia by green tomato December 9, 2008