Chinology

To study the scientific relevancy of chins one may inhibit.

Girl 1: I want to learn how to count chins

Girl 2: then you should take chinology

by Shit fart June 3, 2014

Cyanology

The study of Smurfs.

(Cyan- = prefix meaning "blue"

(-ology = study of

Why you would ever waste your on Cyanology, is beyond me.

by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

Chadtology

The Study of an Endangered subspecies of homo sapiens, chads

Chadtology

Boi1: so what kind of science are you learning now
Boi2: im learning about these weird people called chads
Boi1: oh you can ask bill there, he caught many chads last night, he can help

by Wapple_Fishman December 29, 2020

Chairology

The belief in chair gods

I’m am a proud believer of Chairology

by Chairology Preacher June 22, 2022

Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

chaseology

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out

Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pic

by Sense posh January 28, 2021