Chank

A fictional stalker on a social networking site. This person never reveals their their identity to their victim. Chank is usually created by close friends who know more than the average person would know about the victim, therefor leaving the victim very confused and paranoid.

Chris and Tim decided to chank me. Couldn't believe it was them all along. Why would they waste their time?

Tom got so worried about the mysterious Chank, he wouldn't step foot in his basement for days.

by CrispyPs TimmyPrad January 13, 2011

Chank

Another word for chewing tobacco, originating in Central Pennsylvania.

yo, you got any chank J. Nick?

by Anon April 03, 2004

Chank

To bite on someones ear

I jus' Chanked that motha

by Liam richards August 15, 2005

chanks

Flip-flops; sandals

Girl, you can't wear chanks to the club!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 19, 2022

Chanking

Scottish slang meaning extremly cold.

I am chanking!
I would return to Edinburgh but it's fuckin' chanking!

by Coltrane May 23, 2005

chanked

Broken, smashed, damaged, no longer working (properly).

My computer crashed last night and when I went to reboot, the whole thing was chanked.

by deecee September 01, 2005

chanked

To be very stoned to the point of calling a dog chank or falling down stairs.

"He was totally chanked yesterday. He kept calling Champ: Chank! Chank Chank!!!"

by bmunge June 02, 2009