Achiever of the highest level in Wizard Sticks.. Supreme commander of rules and regulations.. bearer of the Hurricane Curse
by kngdemnera February 03, 2010
any species of gorgeous Italian-Canadian male. The Carlo is irresistible to women, and occasionally to bisexual men who are Dominican Wankers. The Carlo can often be spotted at the gym, working on his ultra-fine physique, or jogging on the beach with his perfect buttocks. The Carlo usually mates with hot black chicks but may be tempted into the sack by an Eastern European whore.
Guuurrrl, don't you see that fine-ass Carlo over there? I'm as turned on as Rush Limbaugh at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
by Ngo Ham Lan April 27, 2011
A very nice guy who will treat you right and show you all his love and affection but when you finally like him back loses interest, he’s the type of guy that likes playing games , sleeping and going out with friends but is too tired to answer your calls. Bottles up emotions until he can’t take it anymore.
Carlo? Yea he’s just a friend!
by urboyfriendsmom November 21, 2021
The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlo will make your heart sing and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlo’s sense of character is very keen. Carlo spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlo will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlo, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.
by Definition Definitives November 23, 2021
He’s the sweetest guy you could meet, he learns from his mistakes and if he knows he hurt you he’ll realize it and want to fix it! Carlo is also a ladies men. Every girl wants him but they’re to scared to tell him or either they’re all up on him! He’s honest with you! Someone real 💯 he’s not afraid to go for it even though he knows what could happen! Loyalty is true from him, he says he got a girl back off it’s hints that he GOT a girl and don’t want you! Carlo has a lot of talents if it not sports it’s a musical kind/artistic/etc every Carlo has a lot of talent they just don’t want to admit! Let’s not forget he’s either quite but once you get to know if he’s funny, great to talk to when your bored! Or he’s outgoing and wants to make people feel as comfortable as he can! He also has a big butt and is often told that!
by dnvivn ioldsg vlsdgr October 25, 2019
He is the best player at Mario Kart, always #1, just that he is too afraid to beat his friends because he cherishes the friendship more than a game. Plus, he is a decent guy.
"Woah Carlo is last place? He must have did it for us cus he realizes that if he wins he knows that we will feel bad. Everyone needs a Carlo in their life."
by HabarashiKyoto437haruda June 22, 2020
A nigga with a lot of drip, and bitches. Will usually attract women that have names starting with 'C' and 'A.' However, behind all this, a Carlo will usually want to become highly successful in life, and will usually be a hard worker.
Is Carlo going out with Chrissy again?
Guess so.
Wasn't he just with Addy?
Yup.
What a shame. I hope he learns better in college.
Guess so.
Wasn't he just with Addy?
Yup.
What a shame. I hope he learns better in college.
by deltacobell February 16, 2021