Achiever of the highest level in Wizard Sticks.. Supreme commander of rules and regulations.. bearer of the Hurricane Curse
by kngdemnera February 4, 2010
Get the Carlomug. any species of gorgeous Italian-Canadian male. The Carlo is irresistible to women, and occasionally to bisexual men who are Dominican Wankers. The Carlo can often be spotted at the gym, working on his ultra-fine physique, or jogging on the beach with his perfect buttocks. The Carlo usually mates with hot black chicks but may be tempted into the sack by an Eastern European whore.
Guuurrrl, don't you see that fine-ass Carlo over there? I'm as turned on as Rush Limbaugh at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
by Ngo Ham Lan May 18, 2011
Get the Carlomug. The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlo will make your heart sing and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlo’s sense of character is very keen. Carlo spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlo will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlo, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.
by Definition Definitives November 23, 2021
Get the Carlomug. He is the best player at Mario Kart, always #1, just that he is too afraid to beat his friends because he cherishes the friendship more than a game. Plus, he is a decent guy.
"Woah Carlo is last place? He must have did it for us cus he realizes that if he wins he knows that we will feel bad. Everyone needs a Carlo in their life."
by HabarashiKyoto437haruda June 22, 2020
Get the Carlomug. Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.
by Footie fan November 24, 2021
Get the Carlomug. A very nice guy who will treat you right and show you all his love and affection but when you finally like him back loses interest, he’s the type of guy that likes playing games , sleeping and going out with friends but is too tired to answer your calls. Bottles up emotions until he can’t take it anymore.
by urboyfriendsmom November 21, 2021
Get the Carlomug. A nigga with a lot of drip, and bitches. Will usually attract women that have names starting with 'C' and 'A.' However, behind all this, a Carlo will usually want to become highly successful in life, and will usually be a hard worker.
Is Carlo going out with Chrissy again?
Guess so.
Wasn't he just with Addy?
Yup.
What a shame. I hope he learns better in college.
Guess so.
Wasn't he just with Addy?
Yup.
What a shame. I hope he learns better in college.
by deltacobell February 16, 2021
Get the Carlomug.