2 definitions by Ngo Ham Lan
any species of gorgeous Italian-Canadian male. The Carlo is irresistible to women, and occasionally to bisexual men who are Dominican Wankers. The Carlo can often be spotted at the gym, working on his ultra-fine physique, or jogging on the beach with his perfect buttocks. The Carlo usually mates with hot black chicks but may be tempted into the sack by an Eastern European whore.
Guuurrrl, don't you see that fine-ass Carlo over there? I'm as turned on as Rush Limbaugh at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
by Ngo Ham Lan April 27, 2011
any person who is financially irresponsible and tries as much as they can to get something for nothing. This person will do anything to avoid hard work. They will often try and manipulate others into giving them money, because they are too damned lazy to work for a living.
my ex! This king of the deadbeats collects welfare, drinks Colt 45 all day, tries to bum car rides off of people, and never leaves a tip when he eats out.
by Ngo Ham Lan April 27, 2011