canstand

Similar to a keg stand although performed using a can or cup of alcohol and a straw. One or more straws is placed in a can or cup and used to consume an alcoholic beverage while the drinker does a handstand over the can/cup. It is recommended that one performing the canstand has a few spotters holding his legs in the air. Can be performed solo if done properly.

Dude 1: Yo did you see Richard do that canstand last night?

by BRENT!BRENT!BRENT!BRENT!BRENT! May 26, 2009

Capstone

A fucking stupid project that high schools love to give out to torture spoiled teenagers. Well, you also have to do this shit in some high academic colleges too.

Pen kid: Hey man let's chill for the next couple months together.
PV kid: Nah, I have to do this fucking Capstone Project which instead wastes time and takes several months to finish.

by AdomC March 6, 2015

THE DIRTY CASTANON

When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.

Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.

by riderideponytonight August 7, 2011

capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

Castaneda effect

To do bare minimum at last minute, just to complete the task, usually ending up as a failure

Don’t get too relax or else you’ll develop the Castaneda effect.

by RicoSuave May 13, 2019

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word

by mike xie December 10, 2006