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Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021
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Commonism

J. Edgar Hoover's pronunciation of communism.
"Senator, I think that commonism is as serious a menace to the United States as it ever was if not more so."
by Oscar MacGorden January 26, 2012
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Canyonism

When you have sex with Burt too many times and your vagina gets stretched out like a rubber band. It's also when the male, A.K.A Large Nut, gets impregnated in his large nut with an embryo from the ghost.
You could fit your whole head in there.
by L.T. March 28, 2003
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Cannonism

Stupid shit someone can say. Anything that boasts an ego or just sounds downright ridiculous.
Did you hear what he just said? "Let my fists do the talking?" That sounds like a cannonism.
by TrollMasterGeneral September 24, 2011
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Caponist

One who worships Al Capone as their Lord and Savior.
Jim just converted his beliefs he is now a Caponist

Also see Al Capone
by Reginald B. Wellington September 15, 2014
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Commonism

The naive belief that everyone should be "normal" and the same and that if anyone tries to be an individual and stand out they're stupid or weird.
Guy1: Why do you wear your clothes that way? It's so stupid and weird.

Victim: Yeh? Well I try to be an individual and stand out. I'm also a real ass hole to people I don't like so you better watch your back, you fucking commonist! Commonism, psh. Bitch nigga!
by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008
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Chapponism

Chapponism - An ideology created by the god himself, Chappo. Involves the control of history class through the use of Absolute Power.
That History class is using chapponism to aquire absolute power over the students. It must be Chappo's class.
by The Heirarchy October 26, 2020
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