candy apple

when a chick gets on a table levle with ya dick, spreads her legs and you fuck... plus a cool shade of red

yo man guess what, i candy appled wogs mum last night and she wet everywhere on my mums table cloth

by GTEAMER December 28, 2005

candy apple

going down on a girl while she's menstruating.

"I gave my girlfriend a candy apple the other day, and now she totally loves me off!"

by swizzie December 19, 2007

candy apple

a dude who's a red head. like a chick is a fire crotch a man has a candy apple.

that ginger has a candy apple for you.

by frank42176 September 25, 2010

candy apple

while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple

my balls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off

by The king Friday September 9, 2013

candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016

candy apple

A shiny red badass car

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).

by locajellz September 3, 2018

candy-apple

A fucken toffee-apple, ya jerk.

Darren said "candy-apple", but he really means "toffee apple"

by jimbo boy October 16, 2008