calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

Calhoun Middle School

The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.

Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.

by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017

Calhoun High School

A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.

Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool

by iloveguys May 3, 2009

Guido Calhoun

A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.

"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."

by Imbnd July 25, 2007

Calhoun

(Noun, adjective): A disaster of huge proportions; anything that reeks of failure. An irksome situation.

(Verb, adverb): To cause spectacular misfortune. To ruin something beyond repair due to ignorance and/or ineptness.

Etymology: Southern United States, with roots primarily in Texas.

He totally dropped the ball — singlehandedly calhouned the whole project.

Enron. What a calhoun that was.

I got calhoun'd on the way to work. it's my second speeding ticket this month.

by upfreak April 30, 2009

calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005

callouted

when a quotev user has a callout/awareness journal or activity made about them or something they have done.
it can range from necessary to extremely petty

"wow, I sure do hope I won’t be callouted for my cock ratings"

by simplification January 10, 2023