cuntgrunt

an alternative to fanny fart but alot more more amusing

everything was going well until the cuntgrunt started, I lost my focus

by frankgrimey February 11, 2008

Cuntduntor

One who pleases the female genitalia very well. One who completely annihilates the poonani.

Dude, i pounded this chick so good last night...i'm such a cuntduntor

by ting-tong-sing-song March 16, 2009

Cunt Drunk

Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.

Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.

by Bronze John December 21, 2008

cumdrunk

a person who has gorged themselves on ball-juice.

After eight hours on the street the "working girl" suddenly realized that she was quite cumdrunk.

by ron July 8, 2003

Cuntskunk

a cunt that excretes a smelly liquid when surprised

Dude i cant believe you chewed that meat. It's a cuntskunk.

by JamesGriffin5 February 21, 2008

cuntwrinkle

a wrinkled piece of skin covering the outside of a clit.

Sean Kidder is a stupid cunt wrinkle

by mattt February 26, 2004

Cuntrunt

Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.

Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?

by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004