cocklover

A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.

"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."

by Durka Man June 26, 2007

cockbooger

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.

"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."

by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.

"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

cocktogenarian

a play on the word 'octogenarian' meaning someone who has reached the ripe old age of 80. by that measure, a cocktogenarian is someone who has slept with 80 men. simple as.

it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.

my favourite porn star is in so many movies, she must be a cocktogenarian by now!

by seeoodonim June 23, 2011

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cock lodge

when a guy stays at a girl's place without paying, giving her sexual favors instead

I'm broke, guess I can cock lodge at Shinequa's

by Krystopf August 20, 2008

cockledew'

She's such a slut , she'll fuck anything.(ANY COCK WILL DO.)

(1st. person in convo): Man when the bar was about to close, Jessica was all up on everyone's nuts, even up on the retarded guy there with his pops.

(2nd in convo):Hella bro, when Jessica drinks she has no self control, she's a straight cockledew'.

by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007