Clif 

An incredibly sexy man, who is packing all the goods. He is here to steal your woman, in which he will succeed. He is incredibly bulked up, with muscles bulging away at his clothes. He is incredibly funny and liked, this is totally not made up on the spot.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that really giant dude?”

Person 2: “Yeah, that’s just Clif. Everybody knows Clif!”

Clif by Infrequent Internationals Clif April 24, 2021

Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

Clif bar by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

clif bar

A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.

Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.

clif bar by CowManCheeseBall June 24, 2014

clif hanger 

When a clothing hanger is used to pick some one up by there ball sack.

Im going to give charlie a nice clif hanger the next time I see him.

clif hanger by Kurt Chales Dubay November 26, 2006

Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....

Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro

Clif Bar by Dueses March 29, 2015

Clif Mattix

country, when country wasn't cool

clif mattix

Clif Mattix by goony goo hoo July 7, 2010

clif gookinator

A "clif gookinator" is when somebody eats a cheese burger while having his/her finger inserted in another persons ass.

Me and the bros pulled a clif gookinator last night.

clif gookinator by One nut hud January 28, 2018