A shite hole, with the very shite football club, burnley is very competetive with blackburn, but blackburn always seems to win at everything
by mik January 07, 2004
A shit hole in the middle of hills with plenty of sheep.
their only access to great life is the train through to blackburn, getting on this train would be most people from burnleys DREAM.This train also passes through Rishton Rishtons higher class and great society makes many jealous, especially those from burnley, who wonder why they have 6 toes and 3 fingers.
Without wittering on..
getting too the point.
blackburn are better than burnley.
always have been.
always will be.
blackburn rovers are the true team around here.
always will be.
their only access to great life is the train through to blackburn, getting on this train would be most people from burnleys DREAM.This train also passes through Rishton Rishtons higher class and great society makes many jealous, especially those from burnley, who wonder why they have 6 toes and 3 fingers.
Without wittering on..
getting too the point.
blackburn are better than burnley.
always have been.
always will be.
blackburn rovers are the true team around here.
always will be.
by Maisie=] June 11, 2007
a shite hole 7miles off blackburn, there nearest rivals. Burnley always try and compete with blackburn, especially in football, but never seem to succeed. Above it says that rovers cant maintain a decent position in the leagus even though our subs are the price of burnleys whole team:
1) burnleys team must obviously be shit
2) blackburn are still in the premiership so they cant be that bad
Burnley haven't caught up with the rest of the world yet, surviving on their local produce of cabbage.
And yes it is true, the league of gentlemen has been based on burnley (the inbred scum)
1) burnleys team must obviously be shit
2) blackburn are still in the premiership so they cant be that bad
Burnley haven't caught up with the rest of the world yet, surviving on their local produce of cabbage.
And yes it is true, the league of gentlemen has been based on burnley (the inbred scum)
by themicrophone June 03, 2005
Ben Burnley- Unbelievably sexy and talented. Possibly the hottest lead singer ever. Frontman of Breaking Benjamin.
by she_dexy March 15, 2005
Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.
by Wilko1984uk October 06, 2014
Benjamin Jackson Burnley IV is the founder, lead singer, and second rhythm guitarist of the Nu metal/hard rock band Breaking Benjamin. He is the only member of the band who has never left. In 2007 his band went on a hiatus because his alcohol addiction left him with Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome and during that hiatus he had to fire two of his bandmates, Aaron Fincke and Mark Klepaski, for illegally signing off on a contract to their newest hit song "Blow Me Away." Eventually, he beat the odds of a 1-in-20 chance and recovered without severe permanent brain damage. However, the drummer, Chad Szeliga, later left the band in 2012. In late 2014, Ben recruited four new band members with Kieth Wallen on rhythm guitar so Ben himself could be a little more animated while singing (as he often moved as little as possible while playing live so he could concentrate on playing guitar and keeping within range of the microphone at all times)
Ben has several phobias, but he does not let them get in his way. However, he refuses to perform live in any countries outside of USA and Canada, as his fear of death makes him walk rather than drive as little as possible to avoid car crashes, and he doesn't fly at all.
Ben is the fourth Benjamin Jackson Burnley of his bloodline, preceded by his great-grandfather, grandfather, and uncle, who are all dead. His infant son if the fifth in his bloodline (Benjamin Jackson Burnley V)
Ben is around 36 years old and is 6"4 tall (approx. 2 metres)
Ben has several phobias, but he does not let them get in his way. However, he refuses to perform live in any countries outside of USA and Canada, as his fear of death makes him walk rather than drive as little as possible to avoid car crashes, and he doesn't fly at all.
Ben is the fourth Benjamin Jackson Burnley of his bloodline, preceded by his great-grandfather, grandfather, and uncle, who are all dead. His infant son if the fifth in his bloodline (Benjamin Jackson Burnley V)
Ben is around 36 years old and is 6"4 tall (approx. 2 metres)
BB fan: Have you heard the newest Breaking Benjamin song? I think Ben Burnley sounded great in that one!
BB hyper fangirl: Oh my god I know right! He's so sexy?
BB fan: Okay, he DOES look good, I'm not gonna lie.
BB hyper fangirl: Oh my god I know right! He's so sexy?
BB fan: Okay, he DOES look good, I'm not gonna lie.
by NederlandsTaco December 29, 2014
the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004