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a shite hole 7miles off blackburn, there nearest rivals. Burnley always try and compete with blackburn, especially in football, but never seem to succeed. Above it says that rovers cant maintain a decent position in the leagus even though our subs are the price of burnleys whole team:
1) burnleys team must obviously be shit
2) blackburn are still in the premiership so they cant be that bad

Burnley haven't caught up with the rest of the world yet, surviving on their local produce of cabbage.

And yes it is true, the league of gentlemen has been based on burnley (the inbred scum)
Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum
Your interbred
You Burnley Scum
by themicrophone June 10, 2005
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Burnley

Burnley is a town full of backwards retards all uniployd hillbilly’s they are all still blasting DJ cammy and they all shag sheep finger there mums and there is one person in particular called Jake faith field who got away with rape coz the police thought he was backwards he walks around like a scruff he doesn’t wash his clothes.

He called he joint a biff like he is a road man but really he is scared of 17 yr old kids what a pussyhole
Burnley is a shit hole
by Mackeyisgay June 14, 2020
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Place that can only be described as a heaven or paradise
Person: this place is like Burnley
by OutYeti February 12, 2021
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Burnley

A football team in the Premier league who plays for draws and everyone fcking hates them. They always seem to stay up due to draws but in reality are the most annoying team in the Prem and always think they're the best.
John - "Hey who do you support
Michael -" I support Burnley "

John -" You mean draw fc?. Goodbye *walks off and k*lls Michael*
by Scar44 November 7, 2020
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A shithole full of inbred smack heads who will have 6 or more fingers on one hand. (6 at least and can be more). The same goes for their toes.

As well as the people ( not really classified as people ) Burnley is full of shit. There is a football club there that can’t play and get battered everywhere they go.

Drugs are legal in Burnley as everyone needs them to live as they are completely addicted.
Ryan moorhouse: have you ever been to Burnley?
Daniel holt: no wouldn’t be alive
by UnseenRat April 21, 2022
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Burnley Carpet

Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.
Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.
by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014
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burnley wallet

the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.
by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004
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