Bumhole is a verb used when describing the act of inserting one's penis, strap on or other phallic appendage or device into the anus of a willing recipient.
Chris: What did you get up to last night?
Mike: I decided to bumhole that drummer I've been seeing!
Chris: You bumholed her?
Mike: Yep! I bumholed her right in the arse.
Mike: I decided to bumhole that drummer I've been seeing!
Chris: You bumholed her?
Mike: Yep! I bumholed her right in the arse.
by The Evil Evil Muppet October 29, 2015
A heterosexual man who engages in anal sex with other men and who has other negative personality traits which come together in the expression "Bumholer". It does not have any negative association to such acts between gay men, but is more of a catch all phrase for a stupid, thoughtless, can't figure out where his penis properly goes type of male.
Synonyms: doofus,loogan,poltroon,dipshit
Synonyms: doofus,loogan,poltroon,dipshit
The term first came into widespread public use through the online gambling forum www.peepsplace.com. It was applied by poster Paddy to poster ATX, a widely discredited figure on the forum who had posted videos of himself leaping off the roofs of buildings and badly injuring himself and claimed to be the gay wrestler Ric Flair. He became known as a "...roof jumping bumholer."
by Calvin Ayre August 19, 2011
1. A grimy homeless person.
2. Something generally unpleasant.
3. The end of a spliff that has been stewing in the ashtray for longer than 18 hours.
2. Something generally unpleasant.
3. The end of a spliff that has been stewing in the ashtray for longer than 18 hours.
1. "Dude, look over there, it's Bumholes!"
2. "Gross, that stuff tastes fucking bumholes."
3. "The stash just ran out - all we've got left is bumholes."
2. "Gross, that stuff tastes fucking bumholes."
3. "The stash just ran out - all we've got left is bumholes."
by TPots September 28, 2009
"Bumholes are just that, bumholes!" Stevie said, as though this explained everything.
Geordie just looked at him with a sardonic smile that showed Stevie how ridiculous he was being. But Stevie didn’t care. He had a big brown goopie bumhole and he LOVED it.
Geordie just looked at him with a sardonic smile that showed Stevie how ridiculous he was being. But Stevie didn’t care. He had a big brown goopie bumhole and he LOVED it.
by jjjlov November 4, 2018
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
by Gregggssss February 20, 2012
The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
by nanaki13 June 26, 2009
The side effects of a drug or action used to stretch the anus, meaning the anus is open and very loose.
by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo August 3, 2008