Bumholer

A heterosexual man who engages in anal sex with other men and who has other negative personality traits which come together in the expression "Bumholer". It does not have any negative association to such acts between gay men, but is more of a catch all phrase for a stupid, thoughtless, can't figure out where his penis properly goes type of male.

Synonyms: doofus,loogan,poltroon,dipshit

The term first came into widespread public use through the online gambling forum www.peepsplace.com. It was applied by poster Paddy to poster ATX, a widely discredited figure on the forum who had posted videos of himself leaping off the roofs of buildings and badly injuring himself and claimed to be the gay wrestler Ric Flair. He became known as a "...roof jumping bumholer."

by Calvin Ayre August 22, 2011

Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS

Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.

by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

Maggot Sucking Bumhole

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.

Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"

by mikethemilf March 26, 2009

cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!

Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."

by nanaki13 June 26, 2009

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Bumhole Syndrome

The side effects of a drug or action used to stretch the anus, meaning the anus is open and very loose.

Roy- "How was your weekend Paul?"

Paul- "Terrible, I fell on a pole and I got Bumhole Syndrome"

by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo September 28, 2008