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brotastrophe

Brotastrophe - is an extremely large-scale disaster between two or more bros
Logan - "Bro I need a condom"

Justin - "Bro I used the last one"
(No Homo)

-Brotastrophe
by LoCoe602 January 9, 2012
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Brotastic

To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out super hard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.
"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"
by Brochiller trilla October 8, 2008
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Brotastrophy

Common term for when a gathering of Bro's goes Awry.

Negative Use:
Often, this term is invoked at a bar or in a social setting in which a group of meatheads gets out of control or causes displeasure to those around them. Also, it can be used to describe a lame social setting such as a bar overrun with douche bags or a more urbane situation that has been ruined or made less enjoyable by a group of bro's.

Positive Use:
If you are part of a group of Bro's it is acceptable to use the word as a sort of rally cry or an ironic pronouncement of a situation you helped make less enjoyable.
Negative:
This was a fun party until that group of douche bags rolled in and made it a complete Brotastrophy.

Positive:
Bros, i can't wait until we get to that party. We're gonna grab so may tits it'll be a Brotastrophy.
by CorporateXRobot February 13, 2009
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brotilt

when a knit cap, preferably neff brand, is worn behind the ears, flopping off the back of the head.

when worn with a flannel and semi-tight jeans, the brotilt is the ultimate sex god look
tim was rockin the twelve point brotilt with his knit beanie.
by bigcat27 February 28, 2010
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Brotesticular

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.
"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"
by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014
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brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013
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brotastic

1.to be such good friends with another dude that anything done together is described as brotastic

2. to be amazing, or excrete awesomeocity
that trip to the store was so brotastic.

that game was extremly brotastic
by automuffin September 1, 2010
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