Grongoloid

The most retarded and simultaneously disgusting person ever. This word should not be used for a common retard, idiot or mong it should be reserved only for THE HIGHEST of foulities.

Tom: Eurgh. Sally let out a loud belch when she was snogging Jim..

Caitlin: Isn't Jim that fat, ginger, ugly boy?

Tom: Yeah, and sally went down on him

Caitlin: she is such a grongoloid

by pearl12344321 July 13, 2011

crongoloid

a dickass retard, somebody who don fucked up, really did a stupid thing.

Me: Julius caesar was a crongoloid.
My friend: yeah, like star wars, the senate decided his fate.

by myth da vro December 3, 2019

bengoloid

A smooth brained humanoid who despite having the capacity to reason chooses instead to dwell in a cesspool of cognitive dissonance. Deserves immediate extermination.

Bengoloid sent me another ridiculous piece of right wing garbage media.

by BuddyBuddy420 November 4, 2022

Bongoloid

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.

Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.

by Luis V. February 17, 2004

Bongaloid

A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.

Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG

Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*

by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017

wrongoloid

one who is constantly in a state of fail - such that they are seen as mildly retarded as a result

OMG - Dylan and Eric were such wrongoloids, since VTec kicked in yo, I see clearly that we should bow down to our azn overlords.

by Doomnation May 18, 2007

Bongaloid

A Bongaloid is a dude that just simply cannot live without their Bong. A Bong in the morning and last thing at night, Bongaloid is the sacred keeper of the bong through dark and light...

A person, perhaps Mr Bongaloid of Beanstead, who comes from a middle class background, living their life as a big time agoraphobic stoner..

by Choco-caramel-slices March 14, 2011